Reporter: Excuse me, what is your opinion about communists?
Typ I: Communists?! Where?
Reporter: Calm down, here is nobody!
Typ I: They are everywhere!
Reporter: Obviously you don't have a very positive attitude towards communists.
Typ I: What? Where?
Reporter: You seem to be really afraid of them.
Typ I: Afraid?! I'm prepared!
Reporter: Did you ever see one of them?
Typ I: No. But they all look the same.
Reporter: And how would you describe them?
Typ I: Oh, a beart, a stupid hat and always a flag at hand.
Reporter: Something like this?
Typ I: Oh, communist, die, die!
Typ II: Buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell ...
Reporter: Excuse me, Sir, do you have a minute?
Typ II: Speak.
Reporter: Have you ever heard about communists?
Typ II: Yes, they destroy our nice capitalistic system.
Reporter: What do you think about them?
Typ II: Oh, we should kill them all. Who wants to live in a system without TV?
Reporter: How do they look like?
Typ I: Oh, they look all the same. A beart, a stupid hat and always a flag at the hand.
Reporter: Something like this?
Typ I: F, communist!
Now we heard some opinions of Americans about communists and now we want to hear, what a communist wants to say about that topic.
Interviewer: Hello Mister Communist! Thank you for being here talking about that sensitive topic.
Mr. Communist: No Problem! I hope with this Interview we can erase the prejudices.
Interviewer: That's exactly our topic. As we know from some Interviews before the Americans don't like you.
Mr. Communist: Don't like me?! Höhöhö, they persecute us!
Interviewer: Give me some information!
Mr. Communist: Senator Mc Carthy brought the persecution of communism on a new level. Since they founded the house on non-American activities we don't have the possibility to wear our traditional clothes in public.
Interviewer: So what do you wear in public?
Mr. Communist: This.
Interviewer: Here are some situations of your daily life.
Yes, that's me in the bakery buying some good old Russian bread. And that's me at my work place. This is me trying to destroy the capitalistic system. And that's me, when I noticed that I can't destroy the capitalistic system.
Interviewer: And that happens, if you forget to wear this.
Mr. Communist: Nostrovje!!!
Typ I: Die you dirty B.
Typ II: Die, communist, die!!
Typ I: Oh, have you seen a communist?
Mr. C. (in disguise): He's that way!
Typ II: Die, communist, die!!
Mr. Communist: Yes, my life is hard.
Interviewer: What are your free time activities?
Mr. Communist: I like to play the Stalin Organ.
Interviewer: Thanks for the interview!
