In dieser Bearbeitung der MTV-Sendung dgf stellt der Protagonist sein Leben in einer verschärften Ansicht dar.
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, MTV! My name is Mister Capitalist and I'm one of the finest chooses of Cashmoney Records.

This is New Orleans and this is my Crib. Let's do it.
[Unmusik]
Mr. Capitalist: Oh - you interrupt my work. But come in and I'll show you my share price. Look, it's growing. Haha, [...] That's the fault of the UDSSR and it's communism, I've studied. The growing globalisation and so I noticed, it can be a chance for everyone to become rich at the cost of the Third World countries.
Ah, my capitalistic wife arrives. Nastrovje, capitalistic wife! What did you buy?

Capitalistic Wife: Oh, nothing special. Just a new mobile phone from America, a new perfume from France, a Mercedes from Germany and a new house keeper from India.

Mr. Capitalist: Did you refill the jet?

Capitalistic Wife: Oh no, I forgot that. I will do it now.

Mr. Capitalist: So you wanted to hear something about my business? I bought chairs from India, which made me to a partner of a big European business, which builds japanese cars in India with American investors. Ha, I love globalisation

Before globalisation: I had to cover my food with the newspaper and I didn't see, what was under it. After globalisation: I have this chinese transparent film, n1! Buy now: Chinese Transparent Film®

Mr. Capitalist: Okay, leave my house or I'll call the security. I want to play the Stalin Organ now.